Election Night Workout

First, a quick thanks to the ones who came before us and paved the way for our right to vote. Regardless of your political leanings, please get out and vote today – and be courteous. My laptop is on the verge of exploding and running slower than molasses (hence my hiatus), so I have to keep this quick!

The Election Night Workout

When:

A Democratic candidate is elected/re-elected Governor: 50 donkey kicks

A Republican candidate is elected/re-elected Governor: 50 jump squats

A Democrat wins a Congressional seat: 20 pushups

A Republican wins a Congressional seat: 20 triceps pushups

A Democrat wins a Senate seat: 20 crunches

A Republican wins a Senate seat: 20 leg lifts

If a third party candidate gets more than 5% of the vote when the race is called: Triple your reps . Mua ha ha.

There are plenty of drinking games floating around out there. I think my plan is healthier, but for an extra special workout, do both at once and see what happens.

Enjoy. Stay safe, stay informed, and stay civil.

NerdyJock

Part inner nerd and part aspiring jock. Mostly inner nerd, though.

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