First, a quick thanks to the ones who came before us and paved the way for our right to vote. Regardless of your political leanings, please get out and vote today – and be courteous. My laptop is on the verge of exploding and running slower than molasses (hence my hiatus), so I have to keep this quick!
The Election Night Workout
A Democratic candidate is elected/re-elected Governor: 50 donkey kicks
A Republican candidate is elected/re-elected Governor: 50 jump squats
A Democrat wins a Congressional seat: 20 pushups
A Republican wins a Congressional seat: 20 triceps pushups
A Democrat wins a Senate seat: 20 crunches
A Republican wins a Senate seat: 20 leg lifts
If a third party candidate gets more than 5% of the vote when the race is called: Triple your reps . Mua ha ha.
There are plenty of drinking games floating around out there. I think my plan is healthier, but for an extra special workout, do both at once and see what happens.
Enjoy. Stay safe, stay informed, and stay civil.